What do you mean you want to start seeing other women?  There aren't any other women!

Gratitude a Woman Can Do Without

I can't thank you enough.  I am gay, and you've helped me finally to realize and admit it!

Chicks...are where it's at?!

In truth, when you said you'd be wearing an all black outfit, I was expecting something else.

In the cafeteria at the Institute for the Study of Contrarian Analysis...

You realize, of course, that my current disfavor in your eyes strongly indicates an imminent reversal of sentiment.

Okay, we've been seeing each other for over a month now. This is a surprise quiz to see if you've been paying attention to me. Who is my best friend?  What is my sister's name? Who was my roommate in college, who now lives in Piscataway, and is married to Larry?

Of course, we don't agree about everything.  Like, I'm a party person and she's not.  But that's okay, because we both realize that you have to compromise to make a relationship work.

I...I...I...lo...lo...

It doesn't bother me that you're attracted to other men. What does bother me, though, is that none of them ever look like me.

My feeling is...say yes to the pillow shams, and no to the dust ruffle. Compromise.